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Flip you, melon farmer!

Swearing feels good because language is powerful; sometimes there just is no better way to express what you’re feeling.  But swearing isn’t appropriate in many environments, like at work, on some tv movies or in front of children.  Thank goodness the Internet can help us find alternatives.  There’s even a Facebook group for it – Forget You Melon Farmer (A Group Dedicated to Cursing PG Style).  What?  Really?  Shut the front door!

And when you can’t fucking stop – Cuss Control to the rescue!

<word nerd>When you do this “*$#%!” instead of swearing, it’s called a “grawlix”.</word nerd>

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TV Time!

Before I start, I want to advise those “oh, I don’t really watch TV” types to stop reading and go back to your Intellectual Nonfiction Book.  And I also want to ask you if you can see my house from up there on your high horse. 

So, then…it recently came to my attention how dire my TV addiction dependency is when the batteries in our remote control died, suddenly; we had NO IDEA WHAT TO DO.  (This should come as little surprise, as I’ve sung the praises of my PVR here before.)  We scurried to find the music station because that’s something we could tolerate watching all night without the need to change the channel.  Pathetic.  We’re not alone in our slavery to the TV!  Someone (?), a long time ago, called it the “electric fireplace” for a reason.

*Well, the reason is that the TV is the centerpiece of most living rooms Nowadays, whereas the fireplace was the centerpiece in the Good Old Days.  Now, there is actually an invention called the electric fireplace that functions similar to a regular Old Fashioned fireplace, so the whole thing gets even more confusing.  Anyway…

So, once again, I’ll link you to some clever tips to help you enjoy your teevee time.  I’m not talking “watching tv on the laptop”  – this is about real, assgroovery on the couch:

  • 2010 Fall TV Schedule – Premiere Dates  – Put these in your Google calendar!  Note that my most favourite show ever 30 Rock premieres Thursday, September 23.  (Roll your mouse over each weekday at the top; also not the legend at the bottom for new shows, returning shows, new timeslot.)
  • Zap2it   – I use this site for the TV listings.  Once you register you can customize this to your postal code + your Rogers or Bell (or whatever) service and Bob’s your uncle.  I love how you can set it to highlight your favourite shows, too.  See.  This is a time SAVER.
  • Television Without Pity – This is great for when:
    • You missed a crucial episode to your favourite TV series and you need to get a quick “weecap” or the full recap.
    • You have not yet heard enough clever Snark about your show and its characters. 
  • Episode Guides and Air Dates  
  • Rerun Check – Find out if your favourite show is new or a rerun this week. 
  • TV Show Easter Eggs – Notes on little hidden references and inside-jokes in TV shows.
  • Audience Sounds 

My favourite channel?  Rogers Cable 725.  A music channel!

*Circle of trust:  I recently went weeks without my favourite channel working because i thought it was ‘down’.  I finally called My Leading Brand Cable Service Provider and the voicemail made mention of the fact that most issues can be resolved by rebooting, so if you haven’t tried that, you should try that first.  But I stayed on the line because I couldn’t fathom how rebooting my cable box would make ONE channel come back.  Well it did.  And there is a lesson to be learned here somewhere…Even an IT diva sometimes forgets that rebooting is an easy first attempt to solve most technical things.  Mmm…Humble pie.

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